Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Magicadia is enjoying another beautiful morning…but your castle has suddenly changed into one of tanks. Is there a dark prophecy that may bring an end to any videogame? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Make your choice of best Protectors Get ready to hack and cut and spell-sling you way through an amazing adventure that includes hundreds of thumb-blistering maps, and numerous more that are available as bonus DLC chapters!

The rules are as follows. You must put Princess Lola inside the castle and start rolling along the tracks. There is a castle that is occupied by enemies on the other end of the track. Smash YOUR castle into THEIR castle, and destroy it. But make sure that the enemy doesn’t destroy the HP of the princess first!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors that range from an animal-loving mage to non-nudist ninja
You can play by yourself, together with two or more players on local wireless or the internet.
You will face off against thousands of opponents at once and will be able to challenge your abilities against bosses like Crab and Golem.
Your heroes can be customized with a range of tactically different skills from the offensive to the defensive.
Get a taste of a chiptune track by Yuzo Koshiro.
Perform secret feats to unlock collectable game carts every one is the milk-snorting satire from a real game for the Something-or-other Entertainment System
If nature demands breaks, put your gaming screen with old publications
You’ll be amazed by a story about the timeless joy of tears and laughter.

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART OF DARKNESS, Japan’s indie darling is now from the shadows. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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